Meet your new hydration wingman, the "Not Vodka" Skinny Tumbler with Straw – because hydration should come with a side of humor. This isn't your average water bottle; it's your daily dose of wit in a sleek, stylish package. Perfect for those who like their drinks refreshing and their humor dry, this tumbler keeps your beverage of choice cold while you tackle life's endless parade of nonsense. Made from tough, stainless steel, it's dishwasher safe, non-toxic, and BPA-free. The cheeky "Not Vodka" declaration is there to remind you (and colleagues) of your commitment to hydration... or at least to the appearance of it. With a convenient straw for sipping on the go, it's ideal for the office, gym, or any place where you need to stay hydrated, caffeinated, and mildly amused. Laugh, sip, repeat.
